Ministry Systems Incident Report System

We were breached. The fuckers fucked up tho. We caught one of them on camera, though of course they were wearing a mask, so identification will be a bitch. I nearly ran the assholes down, and fucking would have if they didn't burn rubber through the CNE then disappeared, but so at least my dashcam caught their license plate. They were fucking fake... They were after some computer shit. The geeks are looking into it. I have taken charge of the overall investigation, and will continue reporting regularly.

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